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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

you wanna die?

if you're will in time, look at my tag board and you will see binny's tag. "you wanna die?"
well, i was thinking, wat if you cannot die?


edo's "wat if you cannot die" thought:
- you probably clinch the guiness world record for the oldest living person on earth.
- you probably clinch the guiness world record for the oldest living thing on earth.
- you probably clinch the guiness world record for the most damage done on the body and not die.
- you probably clinch the guiness world record for the longest breath where you're actually drowned in the water, but remember, you can't die.
- cars are made to dodge you.
- trains are made to dodge you.
- you probably tried to kill yourself when you're 1000 years old but you can't coz you can't die.
- you're probably in the army in some 1 man show thingy, much better then commandos.
- you probably got shot by guns 1000000000000000000 times.
- you probably tried cosmetic surgery every year for a face lift.
- you probably drink botox.
- if you're a musician, you probably are a demi-god legendary instrumentalist.
- you probably wanna die after 10000000000000000000000 years.
- you probably travel around the world 100 times.
- you probably have growing limbs.
... and the list goes on...


went for pool after lessons today. superb, i improved. lost 3 and won like 6 or 7. lost to roger, benny and vic, but i won them during play. one of the shots where it's teck yang verses roger (i think it's roger), he's left with the black and the white is at some awkward position. the black is just next to the pocket and that shaizer demanded to use a rest. so i came and bet a bottle of coke with him. he got owned... muahahaha... truly, it's an awkward position, but it's "shootable". lol. happy day!

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